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llllucy:

Me at parties

virginsacrificer:

when someone you hate gets the wrong answer in class

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burgerluvr:

I’m on my moms facebook

officialunitedstates:

bewbin:

officialunitedstates:

feel like dragging someone @bewbin you ever killed any small insects or not eaten enough vegetables?

only insects that BUG me 

COMEDY GOLD

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youngstero:

the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation

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  • Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
  • Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
  • Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
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dietcrush:

wow I can’t believe that Texas is nearly as big as the entire continental United States including Texas

mariillustriousmakinami:

having a problem you literally cant talk to anyone about

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passion:

*plucks an eyebrow hair* pretty hurts

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