when someone you hate gets the wrong answer in class
feel like dragging someone @bewbin you ever killed any small insects or not eaten enough vegetables?
only insects that BUG me
the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation
- Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
- Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
- Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
having a problem you literally cant talk to anyone about
*plucks an eyebrow hair* pretty hurts